Luv Song - Jane Jensen

That wasn’t very encouraging

I don’t wanna stop your creative flow, honey

Are you sure? That was cute, isn’t he sweet?

I’m overly excited, a lot of ideas, a little headphone bleed

Ow, alright, do it again

Hey, here’s a luv song for your boyfriend

A luv song for your new boyfriend

He’s gotta be cool like James Dean

And burn like fire

He’s sweet like sugar

Or like custard and desire

Never walks away from a good fight

Never gets sleepy, he goes down all night

Here’s a luv song for your boyfriend

A luv song for your new boyfriend

He’s gotta act like a maniac and never get hurt

He drives a four wheel slam off road in the dirt

He’s sweet, he’s fine, he’s Mr. Slick on time

And your mama’s gotta love him

Or he ain’t worth a dime

Here’s a luv song for your new boyfriend

Here’s a luv song for your new boyfriend

He’s not co-dependent or anything weird like that

No fertilizer bomb materials in his closet

Not convicted of any major crimes

Not really much into Entomology

Never tries to calm you down

You can stay out all night, talk all you want

He’s not jealous of your friends that are guys

And thinks they’re really cool

Here’s a luv song for your boyfriend

What did you say? Is he a real pool shark?

And can he shake it like Elvis?

Is he down for the barbecue

The race and the relatives?

Can he rebuild the engine of a '56 Chevy?

Can he down a whiskey sour

And knock off an EverReady battery?

Here’s a luv song for your boyfriend

A luv song for your new boyfriend

Here’s a luv song for your boyfriend

Do you have a bottle opener?

Here’s a luv song for your new boyfriend

Baby, this one’s not cold

Go get me another one