Bully Song - Drawn Together

PRINCESS CLARA: Bullies are people who hate themselves.

Abused at age six, or molested at twelve.

So they pick on others, isn’t it odd?

Because their real quarrel is with God.

Who’s afraid of a bully?

WOOLDOOR: Me.

PRINCESS CLARA: Not me.

PRINCESS CLARA: For there are much better things to be frightened of.

Like people of color and gay homo love.

So stand up to the bullies, stand tall and true!

Just like Jesus stood up to those misguided Jews.

WOOLDOOR: Wow, you’re right!

PRINCESS CLARA: Now who’s afraid of a bully?

WOOLDOOR: Not me. No, not me.

PRINCESS CLARA: When you stand up to that bully --

WOOLDOOR: He’ll flee!

PRINCESS CLARA: Oh yes, he’ll flee like the pathetic, insecure, cowardly loser

he be.