Flying Duck Theory - The Vibrators

You’re so suburban

You’re so semi-detached

You never see no point

You don’t ever relax

You get your instructions from a voice on the radio

You look out your window

Stare at the door

There’s three flying ducks

Nailed to the wall

Pay an anesthetic from a voice on the radio

The Flying Duck Theory is all very well

But it’s hard to keep your head in a disposable world

The kids are screaming

They want their mom

The old man’s been drinking

He wants a bit of fun

Music to screw by from a tune on the radio

Oh what’s in the future?

What’s in it for you?

Breed another brat?

Well, it’s something to do

Maternity advice from a voice on the radio